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Wednesday, September 12th, 2012
12:29 am - Fic: Kiss The Baby Good Night [Severus, Petunia - PG-13]

lordhellebore
Title: Kiss The Baby Good Night
Author: lordhellebore
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ~ 3,700
Characters: Severus Snape, Petunia Evans
Warnings: (highlight to read): *Domestic violence, alcoholism*
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J. K. Rowling and her publishers; no money is made with this fanfic.
Summary: A week after Petunia took care of Severus's black eye, they meet on the playground by accident, and Petunia has to comfort him. Meanwhile, his home life is deteriorating. Sequel to Playing House and Bruises.

( Kiss The Baby Good Night )

current mood: accomplished

(hit them with your smeltings stick)

Wednesday, July 4th, 2012
6:35 pm - The Prophecy

sarah531
(Hello! I have always been fascinated by the Dursleys)

Title: The Prophecy
Author: sarah531
Rating: PG13
Characters: Petunia, Vernon, Lily, James
Summary: As her newborn baby lies close to death, Petunia Dursley is visited by her sister.

The Prophecy

(hit them with your smeltings stick)

Monday, February 20th, 2012
2:04 am - The Finalist

iforget45
Title: The Finalist
Author name:iforget45
Category: Humor
Keywords: Vernon Dursley
Rating: G
Summary: Written during OotP right after Harry leaves for 12 Grimmauld Place, this is Vernon's side of the All-England Best-Kept Suburban Lawn Competition incident. Short fic with no pairings.
DISCLAIMER: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author notes: I wrote this for my room mate spikelvr75 who loves Vernon. It's just a bit of nonsense but I find it amusing.
(Read More)

current mood: amused

(hit them with your smeltings stick)

Thursday, December 8th, 2011
10:56 pm - Fic: All Through The Night [ Harry, Petunia - R ]

lordhellebore
Title: All Through The Night
Author: lordhellebore
Word count: ~ 5,200
Rating: R
Characters: Harry Potter, Petunia Dursley
Warnings (Highlight to read): *Torture*
Spoilers (Highlight to read): *Character death*
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J. K. Rowling and her publishers; no money is being made.
Summary: “Maybe this isn’t all bad, Petunia tries to convince herself. Maybe it will keep him safe. Hidden. Who would look for a child in a cupboard? Not she, nobody she knows, and hopefully no dark wizard.”

( All Through The Night )

current mood: cold

(hit them with your smeltings stick)

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011
6:43 pm - mix: can't let you go

themirrorofsin

hope this is okay to post?

Medium: Film/Books
Fandom: Harry Potter
Subject: Petunia & Lily Evans
Title: Can't Let You Go
Notes: I find their relationship so heartbreaking and the mix kind of reflects this. Slightly Petunia-sided. 12 tracks with music like: Bat For Lashes, Everything But The Girl, Avril Lavigne, The Wreckers, Heather Nova and Anna Nalick. Soft/acoustic/angsty music.



Can't Let You Go @absinthe_fey 

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Thursday, April 14th, 2011
10:33 pm - Ficlet: Bruises [ Severus, Petunia - PG-13]

lordhellebore
Title: Bruises
Author: lordhellebore
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ~ 600
Characters: Severus Snape, Petunia Evans
Warnings (Highlight to read): *Domestic violence*
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling and her publishers; no money is being made.
Summary: Petunia can't stand Severus, but she finds that she can't refuse him her help.

( Bruises )

current mood: excited

(hit them with your smeltings stick)

Thursday, February 24th, 2011
8:01 am - Fic: Dance Of The Fireflies [Harry, Dudley - PG-13]

lordhellebore
Title: Dance Of The Fireflies
Author: lordhellebore
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 871
Characters: Harry Potter, Dudley Dursley
Warnings: Mention of character deaths, implied torture
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling and her publishers; no money is being made.
Summary: Dudley couldn’t get much out of Harry, but enough to piece things together rudimentary. The war is over. Most of those who fought on Harry’s side are dead or captured. Voldemort won. And he had Harry.

( Dance Of The Fireflies )

(hit them with your smeltings stick)

Saturday, January 9th, 2010
9:38 pm - FIC: Lost Shadows

lakela
fiona Shaw,alan rickman

Title: Lost Shadows.
Author: Lakela.
Pairing: Petunia/Snape
Rating: NC-17 (for darkish smut – that turned out kind of fluffy, actually)
Disclaimer: I don't claim ownership or make any profit. Unfortunately, not mine.
Spoilers: Some spoilers for book 7 (though mostly AU due to bad memory)
Summary: The news about Snape’s death bring memories back to Petunia about the weird young man in love with her sister.

A/N: This is my first attempt at a HP fic and I must confess I’m not all that familiar w/ the fandom. But I find both Snape and Petunia to be fascinating characters (it helps that they’re played by two of my all time favorite actors) so I couldn’t resist pairing them up. This is the result…

Beta-read by the amazing [info]lynchgrrrl88  - Thank you!!! -  (though all mistakes are on me, for I like to change things around, even once it's been beta-read)

Fake cut...

X-posted @
[info]dietdudleydiet , [info]snape_fic  , [info]pervypotter[info]dissendiumff 

(8 Muggles thwapped |hit them with your smeltings stick)

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009
9:38 pm - FIC: Faces from the Past (Gen, G)

saurab
Title: Faces from the Past
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Harry, Dudley, Albus & James
Rating: G
Word count: 550 words
Summary: 'It was like meeting an acquaintance from a previous life.
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

Faces from the Past

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Friday, February 13th, 2009
5:39 pm - The Dursleys' Worst Nightmare

pica_scribit
Title: The Dursleys' Worst Nightmare
Author: pica_scribit
Timeline: Summer 2002, four years after the war.
Rating: PG
Genre: Fluff, friendship, romance
Wordcount: 2684 (complete)
Characters: Dudley Dursley, Cho Chang, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Percy Weasley, Romilda Vane, Rubeus Hagrid, Girls
Summary: At Harry and Ginny's wedding, Dudley discovers that every girl in the Wizarding world wants to meet famous Harry Potter's cousin.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the wizarding world are the sole property of J.K. Rowling. I own nothing except my own ideas, and make no profit. No copyright infringement is intended. Please don't sue me.
Author's Notes: I love writing odd pairings, and after Deathly Hallows, I really wanted to see Dudley continue to grow as a person.

(The Dursleys' Worst Nightmare)

current mood: accomplished

(hit them with your smeltings stick)

11:36 am - Number 7 Langham's Row (Dudley Dursley's family) rated g

leobrat
Title: Number 7 Langham's Row
Author: Ash (leobrat)
Characters: Dudley Dursley, Dean Thomas
Rating: g
Word Count: 3,549
Summary: Shortly before Daisy’s eleventh birthday, Mrs Jane Dursley began to notice that things seemed to be happening around her daughter.
Disclaimer: A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend.Collapse )
Author's Note: My very first HP fic! Unbeta-ed, all mistakes are mine.

Mrs Jane Dursley was a generally well liked person.

(hit them with your smeltings stick)

Friday, January 23rd, 2009
10:02 pm - Dursley Picspam!

peskywhistpaw

(Click the picture.)

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Sunday, December 28th, 2008
4:28 am - Fic: A Different Fate - A fanfic in 65 drabbles

lordhellebore
Title: A Different Fate
Author: lordhellebore
Rating: PG
Word count: 6,500
Pairing: Petunia Dursley/Remus Lupin
Disclaimer: All characters and settings of Harry Potter are the property of J.K. Rowling and her publishers. No money is being made.
Summary: AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by the Death Curse cast at him. But how would things have gone if it had been different?

( A Different Fate )

current mood: awake

(hit them with your smeltings stick)

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008
1:38 am - Fic: 'Cream Cakes and Boys'

purplefluffycat
Hi there!

I have just come across this community and thought that this might be a good place to post my first ever Dursley-fic...

Title: Cream Cakes and Boys
Author: PurpleFluffyCat
Rating: R/NC-17
Pairing: Dudley Dursley/Horace Slughorn, with appearances by Petunia and Vernon Dursley, Hestia Jones and Daedalus Diggle.
Warnings: Gluttony - sort of as a fetish, Mild D/s dynamic, mentions of Muggle homophobia.
Summary: After the Dursley family have retreated into hiding, a frustrated and trapped Dudley finds relief to more than one of his worries in the least expected of circumstances.

Notes: Easily the strangest pairing I have ever written, but I've tried to make the scenario somewhat plausible... Comments are much appreciated :-)


Cream Cakes and BoysCollapse )

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12:25 am - Dursley recs...

trickofthedark
The HP_Beholder fic fest focused on the unloved, underused HP characters, and there were two lovely fics with Dudley Dursley in them, and three with Petunia Dursley (with some Vernon). They are all fabulous, go read them.

I participated ( you can find my entry on the reveal list) but the story I most particularly want to point out to you is the fic that was written for me by the author Anguis_1. It's Below the Belt (Dudley/Millicent and very, very sexy). Anguis_1 did an incredible job on this story and I rec it heartily to you. It's sweet and funny and delicious. Read and enjoy!

(hit them with your smeltings stick)

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008
8:51 pm - Fic: How Dudley Did Something Useful With His Life

lordhellebore
Title: How Dudley Did Something Useful With His Life
Rating: R
Genre: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Dudley Dursley/Percy Weasley
Disclaimer: Harry Potter, its characters and settings belong to J.K. Rowling and her publishers; no money is being made.
Summary: Eight years ago, Percy Weasley disappeared in a Death Eater attack on the ministry. Five years ago, Dudley Dursley decided to do something useful with his life. Finally, they meet under the most unlikely circumstances.


( Part One )

current mood: restless

(hit them with your smeltings stick)

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007
9:28 pm - Fic: Our Blessed Child ~ 1 - 4/?

lordhellebore
Title: Our Blessed Child
Rating: R
Genre: Drama, Romance
Pairing: Severus Snape/ Petunia Dursley
Disclaimer: The HP characters belong to JKR and her publishers.
Summary: AU, non-magic. London, 1829: Years ago, Severus Snape had no chance of marrying the woman he loved, Lily Evans. Now a rich chemist, he makes the acquaintance of Vernon and Petunia Dursley, the latter being his lost love’s elder sister. Lily and her husband James Potter have died thirteen years ago, leaving a mentally handicapped and epileptic son, who is not accepted by his uncle and locked away after a tragic accident. Not allowed to see her abused nephew, a desperate Petunia finally seizes an opportunity and asks Snape for help.


Chapter 01, Chapter 02, Chapter 03, Chapter 04

current mood: accomplished

(hit them with your smeltings stick)

Thursday, July 26th, 2007
10:43 pm - Never Forever-- Dudley as an adult

alternativegeek
Never Forever
Title:
never forever
Rating: R
Warning: Smarmy sex, language, gloom
Characters: Dudley Dursley, Petunia Dursley (prop of JKR), Samantha (prop of Twitch-Hopeless Savage from ff.net) and Luce (mine). Yeah, in this story, Samantha is just Samantha-- she is in no way representing someone else. If that means something to you, then you feel me.
Author's Note: I realized that a lovely fic by </a></font>hbegins with a somewhat similar line, which in no way was I trying to copy. (http://community.livejournal.com/genfic_hogwarts/32009.html... Brilliant fic) 
After DH, I wanted to write a fic about adult Dudley... there are minor DH spoilers... nothing big, just important Dudley stuff that was revealed in 7.







Let me know what you think!

www.fanfiction.net/~harmonicfriction

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Saturday, July 21st, 2007
2:13 pm - Harry Potter and the Dursley Halos

the_gentleman
So. Reactions! Spoilers in the comments, please!

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Wednesday, July 18th, 2007
4:48 pm - The movie, the movie!

alternativegeek
What did you think of the Dursleys in Order of the Phoenix, all?

Movie spoilers!

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